The Lift Series; Part the One: Turbo Me Blues!

Man Id love to be a Turbolift.
Those Trekkies get all the best mod-cons, not just your bog-standard, mind-numbingly boring up and down.
Oh no, they get sideways too.
Sideways.
Upways.
Downways.
Left to bloody right.
Lucky buggers, they dont know just how fortunate they are.
Turbo lifts bunch of tossers the lot of them.


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